Skip to main content

Kardashians 

A messed family that nobody really cares about except middle-aged women.
Mike: Does anyone really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only yoir mom, dude.
Kardashians by winwinmomatter August 5, 2012

Keeping Up with the Kardashians 

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is than me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.

Kardashians 

a family who are made out of plastic
oi, if them Kardashians end up in the ocean they would just float lol
Kardashians by mara. October 29, 2020

Kardashiansanity. 

Anything to do with or behavior typical of the Kardashian family that reflects intense shallowness. an obsession with material goods. and/or bad taste.
"Lauren, wearing your 19 carat diamond ring to work at a non-profit is pure Kardashiansanity."

"Brittany, do you really need that Christian Louboutin shoe in all six colors? I'm calling that Kardashiansanity."
Kardashiansanity. by Miss Mari November 16, 2011

Kardashians 

Like palm trees. They're pretty but do what purpose do they serve?
Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Guy2: Haha palm trees

Guy 1: What?
Kardashians by fattynooblife June 27, 2018

the Kardashians 

the 100% toxic barbies and every other day they go to the Bahamas and Italy to leave their boyfriends and husbands behind
ally: hey you wanna hang out with the Kardashians tomorrow? Kayla: umm no they said on insta they are going to the Bahamas and Italy the next day