The end of good music as we know it. This "album" is simply a collection of overplayed, overmarketed songs that are either already shitty, or songs that are actually really good but ruined as they are redone by a group of
kids that
sound like 80-year-olds on Ritalin and helium while shooting up black rain. It'
s marketed towards soccer moms who think "Oh! If I buy this for my
children, they won't have to listen to that awful rock music and Satanic death metal. They can listen to pop songs but are redone by kids for
kids! And all the bad words are censored out with giggling so they won't have to hear curse words."
Since 2000, they (those who produce this rubbish) have put out a number of these albums. However, the first
one by itself was too much.
Tom: "Hey, did you hear? There's a gazillionth volume of Kidz Bop being released next week."
Hannah (facepalms): "Dear Mother of God, I
don't wanna live on this planet anymore.."
Ben Shepherd and Matt
Cameron (Soundgarden's dual response to Chuck Norris): "What the hell is Kidz Bop?"