i moved to him for his kettle.
by LondonSlangMonger August 4, 2009
Get the Kettle mug.When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!
" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy
"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.
"But we don't have any."-Remy
"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.
"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.
"But we don't have any."-Remy
"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.
by Don Juan Ribero October 20, 2016
Get the Human Tea Kettle mug.Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.
Can you Kettle up some for me too, brah?
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.
- I love whiskey and tea...
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.
- I love whiskey and tea...
by Snowflake96 September 11, 2018
Get the Kettle Up mug.I went in the kitchen and Andy used all the water and didn’t refill the kettle again - that guy has terrible kettlequette!
by sjg22 October 25, 2018
Get the kettlequette mug.Kented - Verb
When a female gets DP'd by two identical male twins in the same night, usually at a college party
When a female gets DP'd by two identical male twins in the same night, usually at a college party
Girl 1: Where was Michelle last night at the Phi Kappa party?
Girl 2: I don't know. I heard she got kented in the bathroom upstairs though.
Girl 2: I don't know. I heard she got kented in the bathroom upstairs though.
by lucky350z November 24, 2018
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I Want To Be A Kentae
by Kentae May 14, 2015
Get the kentae mug.This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).
This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.
*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.
*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004
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