Definitions by sjg22

party water 

A colloquial term for sparkling water resulting from the added excitement lent to the drinking experience by the effervescence.

Peter’s installation of the sparkling water system quenched the Casualty team’s continual thirst for the bubbly delights offered by party water.

party water by sjg22 October 29, 2018

business cozy

relating to or denoting a style of clothing that is less formal than traditional business wear, but is still intended to give a professional look while providing warmth, comfort and general coziness.

Kanako adopted a business cozy dress code when Scott sat next to the thermostat at work.

business cozy by sjg22 October 27, 2018

Ballseye 

A perfectly placed throw or strike to the testicles.

Richard wound up and threw the rubber duck, impacting Scott squarely in the testicles - ballseye!

Ballseye by sjg22 October 26, 2018

kettlequette 

The customary code of polite behaviour as it relates to kettles.

I went in the kitchen and Andy used all the water and didn’t refill the kettle again - that guy has terrible kettlequette!

kettlequette by sjg22 October 25, 2018