Karting

Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS.

Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".

So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.

So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.

If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.

Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces.

Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?

Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!

Kart racer: Karting is kewl

by I PWN U September 9, 2006

Carroting

The art of becoming a carrot.

Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.

by Cohn Jelly September 14, 2014

Karrington

Karrington’s are very hot. You meet one and you give her all of yourself because she deserves that. Karrington’s have brown curly hair light brown eyes and love hoodies. Karrington’s are tall and smart. She will love music and running or some sort of exercise. Karrington’s are multi racial and light skinned most of the time. Karrington’s are caring and all around down to earth.

Karrington is cool take some time to get to know her!

by IDRINKMILK2 December 5, 2020

Karrington

A very hot and intelligent person. Everyone needs a Karrington in their life.

Karrington is daddy!

by Dominiker March 6, 2021

Karrotism

Advantages, benefits, privileges to Kamis and Karrots (Gods); not an unfair treatment to people who don’t belong to the Kami kommunity

“That’s unfair”
“No, it’s not, it’s just karrotism”

by kawaiikarrot November 12, 2022

toddler parroting

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Carroting

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.

The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.

by NimbleFruitJube April 24, 2018