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juray

Slang term used to identify the ridiculous and large amounts of Gold and Silver worn by rap stars and playerz, ballerz, pimps, and hoes
Going to the club, got the top down, with my juray on!
by GTA playerz May 22, 2008
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juryfrigging

Like its close relative, juryrigging, this verb describes the act of being interrupted when so close to orgasm due to onanism that one must improvise a satisfactory conclusion as quickly as possible, with whatever comes to hand, as surreptitiously as possible, and with the least amount of spillage, or, failing that, embarrassment.
"My mum walked in so close to the vinegar strokes that I had no choice but to do a bit of furious juryfrigging into the hem of her skirt when she turned to yell down the stairs to my dad what a dirty wanker I was."
by MadBob May 29, 2007
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jury doody

Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.
What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!
by pentozali August 11, 2008
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jurny

Jurnys are one of most loyal friends you will ever come across. Jurnys are incredibly smart and could probably get an A in a test without studying for it. They’re independent and strong and know exactly what they want in their life and they know how to get it, they also suffer with dumb friends and family members that make her angry but she still loves them somewhere deep down. Jurnys are amazing cooks and usually fall in love with fictional characters e.g. Damon Salvatore
Teacher: Jurny?
Jurny: Here!
by anonymous November 4, 2020
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Jurcy

Jurcy is probably a man that owns a discord server and likes titties and typewriters
Is that a jurcy?
No, that the jurcy he owns that server
by the 𝐅.𝐁.𝐈. December 10, 2021
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Delusions of Grand Jury

The thing that a court jury demonstrates when they make decisions and rulings based more on beliefs outside of law, or to appear more important than their jury position entails. It usually involves decisions based on facts that don't pertain to the actual charges in any way.

It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.
Everyone knew that Mr. Chang was a dangerous assassin, but the prosecution had no legal evidence whatsoever. Luckily, the jury showed delusions of grand jury by sentencing him to death. See in this one, the grand jury reference does make sense.

The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.
by Guruboy August 20, 2008
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jury rig

to fix or build something so that it only lasts for a short time
His boss was mad because someone jury rigged the siren.
by Light Joker September 5, 2005
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