Small pueblo belonging to the municipality of cotija. The people there love to party and get drunk. Most people go there during December from California, Texas, and New York. It is home of the Vegas, Garcias, Luas, and Reyes. Be careful who you mingle with because the whole Pueblo will find out who you slept with the night before. They have an event called La función where they party for a week and all the money earned is used for modernization of the Pueblo. But the people organizing the event usually steals the money and they have alot if trash talk about who's running it next.
Hey let's go to San Juanico.
People in San Juanico are all inbreed.
Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?
R: La burrera
People in San Juanico are all inbreed.
Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?
R: La burrera
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Juancho summoned his almighty Chancla trident to his right and, and in his left was his almighty Sombrero shield, so harnassing the power of the two Juancho sent the rain of tacos back at the unruly god of Mexican taco trucks... Philip.
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Get the jancok mug.It does not actually have any concrete mean, but it can be used to express anger to someone or something. Its usually used interchangeably with other swear word such as "Fuck"
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A slate-colored junco was foraging on the ground.
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