juanico

spanish for hot and sexy beast juanico is a term used by the spanish to name sex gods it has believed that the people who are called juanico has a large penis and has extra ordinary powers in bed..

1) man i wish i was called a juanico

2) damn you can now be called a juanico

3) he is my sex god in other word he's my juanico

by joeden December 16, 2008

san juanico

Small pueblo belonging to the municipality of cotija. The people there love to party and get drunk. Most people go there during December from California, Texas, and New York. It is home of the Vegas, Garcias, Luas, and Reyes. Be careful who you mingle with because the whole Pueblo will find out who you slept with the night before. They have an event called La función where they party for a week and all the money earned is used for modernization of the Pueblo. But the people organizing the event usually steals the money and they have alot if trash talk about who's running it next.

Hey let's go to San Juanico.

People in San Juanico are all inbreed.

Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?

R: La burrera

by La masacuata June 23, 2016

junicorn

Ultra rare breed of A Jesus loving woman who glows with His light from within, lovingly holds her friends to God's holy standard of accountability while also doing all to maintain that standard herself, wears a purity ring and feels naked without her Bible.

The junicorns waited patiently on the Lord.

by Christian woman February 19, 2018

juancock

a nickname for Jeon Jungkook of bts, the nickname implying that jungkook has a big dick.

Damn juancock can dick me down any day of the week.

by jnopejiminssi October 9, 2019

juanito

Juanito is pretty funny guy, sometimes can be sarcastic, sometimes can be stupid but always there for you at times and has a deep voice

Man I am such a Juanito

by lateackkid5 November 16, 2016

juanica

once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.

Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.

by Aubrie Taylor April 13, 2006

Juanito

Juanito is a person who will always tease you
and play around. He may be rude but he doesn't meant it. He's friends with almost everyone.

Boy1: Yoo what's up juanito!

Boy2:Heyy juan!

by notherlyricio September 11, 2021