Juanjo

Juanjo is the best bald man in history, all women want to touch his soft bald head. all women sigh for Juanjo when he looks at them with his burning eyes. Juanjo always has a woman there for him and he is so generous that he leaves them for his friends. Juanjo loves to eat and does not need to do gym because he was born voluptuous as a Greek god.

person: Juanjo my friend, I can't get any woman
Juanjo: I let you choose one of the ones that I have behind me, everything mine is yours, friend.
person: Juanjo you are always so attentive, you are my best friend with baldness

Juanjo by Arthur clids November 22, 2021

Juanjo

Juanjo is the best bald man in history, all women want to touch his soft bald head. all women sigh for Juanjo when he looks at them with his burning eyes. Juanjo always has a woman there for him and he is so generous that he leaves them for his friends. Juanjo loves to eat and does not need to do a gym. we all want to be uusnjo in the bottom of our hearts.

person: Juanjo my friend, I can't get any woman
Juanjo: I let you choose one of the ones that I have behind me, everything mine is yours, friend.
person: Juanjo you are always so attentive, you are my best friend with baldness

Juanjo by Arthur clids November 22, 2021

Juanjo Conuemil

He can definitely lick my cookie - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil

He said he could lick my cono and make me go loco! - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil

Juanjo Conuemil by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

suicidal juanjo

When a man is too retarded to live, and decides to to throw himself on the tracks.

Oh no! Suicidal juanjo has ebola.

suicidal juanjo by SpanishHomunculus November 28, 2017

Junjou Romantica

An amazing shounen-ai anime (also a manga) that revolves around 3 couples (Junjou Romantica ((main couple)) , Junjou Egoist , and Junjou Terrorist). People who aren't even much of a fan of yaoi love this anime. The makers of it also made Sekaii Ichi Hatsukoi .

Non-Fangirl-" Hey what're you watching?"

Yaoi Fangirl- "Junjou Romantica. Look! There are 3 couples!"

Non-Fangirl- "Yaoi isn't really my thing.."

Fangirl- "Try it!"

10 minutes later...

"Omigod I LOVE this!!!!! I SHIP SO MUCH!!"

Junjou Romantica by LLLLiiilly December 19, 2013

juancock

a nickname for Jeon Jungkook of bts, the nickname implying that jungkook has a big dick.

Damn juancock can dick me down any day of the week.

juancock by jnopejiminssi October 9, 2019

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026