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The name only the best people have. When having this name you can do whatever you want and be the best at it. Every girl will want you.
bob hey whats your name?

Juanjo The names juanjo.

bob Coolest name ever we should hang out!

Juanjo whats your name?

bob Bob?

Juanjo What a crappy name. you don't deserve to talk.
Juanjo by alkf10 June 8, 2009
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Juanjo is the best bald man in history, all women want to touch his soft bald head. all women sigh for Juanjo when he looks at them with his burning eyes. Juanjo always has a woman there for him and he is so generous that he leaves them for his friends. Juanjo loves to eat and does not need to do gym because he was born voluptuous as a Greek god.
person: Juanjo my friend, I can't get any woman
Juanjo: I let you choose one of the ones that I have behind me, everything mine is yours, friend.
person: Juanjo you are always so attentive, you are my best friend with baldness
Juanjo by Arthur clids November 22, 2021
Juanjo is the best bald man in history, all women want to touch his soft bald head. all women sigh for Juanjo when he looks at them with his burning eyes. Juanjo always has a woman there for him and he is so generous that he leaves them for his friends. Juanjo loves to eat and does not need to do a gym. we all want to be uusnjo in the bottom of our hearts.
person: Juanjo my friend, I can't get any woman
Juanjo: I let you choose one of the ones that I have behind me, everything mine is yours, friend.
person: Juanjo you are always so attentive, you are my best friend with baldness
Juanjo by Arthur clids November 22, 2021

Juanjo Conuemil 

He can definitely lick my cookie - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil
He said he could lick my cono and make me go loco! - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil
Juanjo Conuemil by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

suicidal juanjo

When a man is too retarded to live, and decides to to throw himself on the tracks.
Oh no! Suicidal juanjo has ebola.
suicidal juanjo by SpanishHomunculus November 28, 2017

Junjou Romantica 

An amazing shounen-ai anime (also a manga) that revolves around 3 couples (Junjou Romantica ((main couple)) , Junjou Egoist , and Junjou Terrorist). People who aren't even much of a fan of yaoi love this anime. The makers of it also made Sekaii Ichi Hatsukoi .
Non-Fangirl-" Hey what're you watching?"

Yaoi Fangirl- "Junjou Romantica. Look! There are 3 couples!"

Non-Fangirl- "Yaoi isn't really my thing.."

Fangirl- "Try it!"

10 minutes later...

"Omigod I LOVE this!!!!! I SHIP SO MUCH!!"
Junjou Romantica by LLLLiiilly December 19, 2013

juancock 

a nickname for Jeon Jungkook of bts, the nickname implying that jungkook has a big dick.
Damn juancock can dick me down any day of the week.
juancock by jnopejiminssi October 9, 2019
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