da Jooze

Basically, a mocking way of saying "the Jews", implying antisemites are unintelligent

Da Jooze peed my pants!

by Queen Buttrix July 17, 2021

Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

by Suisare July 30, 2004

fezzy joonz

An incredibly masculine and unattractive female with quite the attitude. Fezy joonz are also known for their incredible ability to dress scantily and reveal their hermaphroditic bodies without hesitation. This, paired with the iq deficiency makes most fezzy joonz total retards incapable of basic thought processes, allowing them to come up with terrible lies or excuses. With a rancid odor similar to armpit with a power level over 9000 mixed with the stench of death and a lack of overall hygiene, fezzy joonz are basically unappealing to all the human senses.

person1: i'm training for the tour de france :D
person2: wow you fucking retard, quit being such a fezzy joonz

by someonewhogivesashit April 24, 2010

Discount jooks

When a person receives sex from a prostitute at a discount/for free.

Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'

Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'

by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019

joozu

A japanese word meaning "skillfull"

anata wa joozu desu ne!
You skillfull are indeed!

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"

by aaaddrriiaannaa June 30, 2006

Joobz

A greeting, similar to "hi" or "what's up?".

Joobz originally evolved from the phrase that relatively ghetto people from Oakland/San Francisco say, "what's up jigga?"
This phrase got shortened down to just "jigga".
"Jigga" evolved to "Jagga".
"Jagga evolved to "Jagz".
"Jagz" evolved to "Joogz".
"Joogz" eventually turned into "Joobz".

"Sup Joobz, what's going on?

by Pecan October 2, 2007