Joobz 

A greeting, similar to "hi" or "what's up?".

Joobz originally evolved from the phrase that relatively ghetto people from Oakland/San Francisco say, "what's up jigga?"
This phrase got shortened down to just "jigga".
"Jigga" evolved to "Jagga".
"Jagga evolved to "Jagz".
"Jagz" evolved to "Joogz".
"Joogz" eventually turned into "Joobz".

"Sup Joobz, what's going on?

Joobz by Pecan October 2, 2007

Joozian 

Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.

"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman

Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014

goo goo g'joob

1) The sound a walrus makes. =O OMG REALLY.

2) Also a phrase found in the chorus of "I Am The Walrus" by the Beatles, written by John Lennon. B-side of the single "Hello, Goodbye" (not the emo band, no) and appearing on the Magical Mystery Tour LP.

1) Man, the walrus just bit me. And you know what it said? Goo goo g'joob.

2) I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus... GOO GOO G'JOOOOOOOB.

goo goo g'joob by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

Platty Joobs 

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

Platty Joobs by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

Jooblet 

a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
or

a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off

"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"

Jooblet by camille face like jooblets May 3, 2009

jooz 

slang for the word "Jews", i.e. Jewish people.

It's Hanukkah time biatch! Big up to all da Jooz in the hizzy!

jooz by garbuhj November 29, 2009

joozh 

Verb. To fuss with your clothing or hairstyle in order to improve its apperance. Popularized by Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

We'll add a vintage belt and tuck in your shirt and joozh the sleeves... there, MUCH better!

joozh by pixie52 September 6, 2005