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A greeting, similar to "hi" or "what's up?".

Joobz originally evolved from the phrase that relatively ghetto people from Oakland/San Francisco say, "what's up jigga?"
This phrase got shortened down to just "jigga".
"Jigga" evolved to "Jagga".
"Jagga evolved to "Jagz".
"Jagz" evolved to "Joogz".
"Joogz" eventually turned into "Joobz".

"Sup Joobz, what's going on?

Joobz by Pecan October 2, 2007

Words you can keep

Joozian

Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.

"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman

Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014

Related Words

Joobz • joob • Joobies • joober • joobie • JOOZ • jooze • Joozin • jooba • Joobis

goo goo g'joob

1) The sound a walrus makes. =O OMG REALLY.

2) Also a phrase found in the chorus of "I Am The Walrus" by the Beatles, written by John Lennon. B-side of the single "Hello, Goodbye" (not the emo band, no) and appearing on the Magical Mystery Tour LP.

1) Man, the walrus just bit me. And you know what it said? Goo goo g'joob.

2) I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus... GOO GOO G'JOOOOOOOB.

goo goo g'joob by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

Platty Joobs by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

Jooblet

a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
or

a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off

"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"

Jooblet by camille face like jooblets May 3, 2009

jooz

slang for the word "Jews", i.e. Jewish people.

It's Hanukkah time biatch! Big up to all da Jooz in the hizzy!

jooz by garbuhj November 29, 2009

joozh

Verb. To fuss with your clothing or hairstyle in order to improve its apperance. Popularized by Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

We'll add a vintage belt and tuck in your shirt and joozh the sleeves... there, MUCH better!

joozh by pixie52 September 6, 2005

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026