Jizzslinger

A general term used to enhance a statement.

you only got 3 days scotty? why the jizzslinger did I get a week?

by Shonsin January 18, 2013

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

Jizzifination

A squad of Super Hero's fighting against, clean dorm rooms, STD's, and Sargent Ass Wipe, as well as bagging every hot chick on the East and West Coast.

Yea, Jizzifination totally wrecked it!

by Jizzifination for life dude January 22, 2011

Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009

Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.

Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!

by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016

jizzilisious

Something that so incredible that you could put jizz in or on it and it would still be incredible. Adj.

When your cum tastes good. Adj.

Thierry Henry's skills are so jizzilisious.

Omg! Your cum is jizzilisious.

by Puffman January 18, 2007

jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm

Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."

by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011