P-jizzlin' Share definition Flag The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas. I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy P-jizzlin' by team analplug May 28, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the P-jizzlin' mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch