Jizzming

Cumming and orgasming at the same time.

“Fuck, I’m jizzming right now”

by 同志 February 13, 2023

jizm bomb

A very large amount of semen ejaculated from the penis. A big ass load of cum shot out the penis.

I dropped a jizm bomb on your mom last night!

by MS The Fast Whitey February 19, 2007

Jizzmaster

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.

Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.

by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

jizzmould

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.

"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

jizzmat

Normal or provocative pictures, as well as clothing and underwear boyfriends and guys ask for from their girlfriends or girls for when they go away to masturbate to.

Jizzmat = jizz material

Boy 1: I can't wait for camp!
Boy 2: Ya, me too. I asked Rayna for some jizzmat, but she wouldn't give me any!
Boy 1: Same with Antoinette!

by raypearls June 25, 2009

jizum

another word for semen

i left my jizum on her bedsheets

by Gautam March 21, 2004

jizmeister

Sperm Donor

Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.

by Bob Velvetta June 9, 2017