jewspank

when one sneakily spanks the monkey in the shower

person 1: mate ive got mad blue balls what am i gonna do
person 2: just have a cheaky jewspank mate it'll be disguised and discreet
person 1: good call, i'll be back in 10 ;)

by midgettitwank August 7, 2014

jewstain

jewstain: is when a nearby jew, stains on you! or when having sex wid a jew they leave a stain aka jewstain.

hey Bob is that a jewstain on your pants?!

by sheef sandwich August 23, 2009

Jewsplainer

Someone who thinks collateral damage is okay as long as it’s the good guys doing it.

Asher: That hospital wouldn’t have been bombed if Hamas didn’t send fighters over the wall. Also, the patients were warned to evacuate.
Richard: Okay, Jewsplainer.

by Augustisimus November 1, 2023

Jewsplaining

When someone born with a lot of connections talks about how they worked so hard to get where they are and lie about starting from the bottom.

That rich guy was jewsplaining about his comeup

by 0xEl September 1, 2023

Jensplain

When your friend whose name begins with Jen- tries to mansplain something

"Look at that! Did you know that lions live in the jungle?"
"First, lions live in the Sahara. Second, I know what a fucking Lion is, don't try and Jensplain it to me."

by Can't be bothered 2.0 November 21, 2021

Jimsplaining

When you add tall tales and overembelish a story to include your own experiences.

Did you hear how he was jimsplaining about meeting that football player? DID NOT HAPPEN

by toaster556 July 13, 2017

Jewstain

1. Something left over that needs cleaning in the ovens.
2. Justin Phillip Dean

1. Ah! I have to clean up the Jewstains after the mass murdering of 6 million Jews, it's a hard life for me.

2. Aww man, I really hate Jewstain however I love his YouTube channel that he co owns, SB FILMS with his Pasty Patrol video, you should go subscribe.

by Taylor Weston August 6, 2017