1 definition by midgettitwank

when one sneakily spanks the monkey in the shower

person 1: mate ive got mad blue balls what am i gonna do
person 2: just have a cheaky jewspank mate it'll be disguised and discreet
person 1: good call, i'll be back in 10 ;)

by midgettitwank August 07, 2014

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