Jered

1) an amzing friend who will be there for you whenever you need it
2) a super cutie who doesn't know it
3) a guy who has a crush on a girl but won't tell her even though she has a crush on him too
4) an amazing person who will never be duplicated
5) the only one I will ever need
6) needs to ask this girl out already

Best Friend crying
Jered: *comes up and gives a hug* "I love you"

by ilovemyjer<3 December 1, 2011

Jerred

Some of great leadership and strength. One who most seek knowledge and opinion of. One with great charisma and good looks.

Jerred is the best.

by Jdp38105 February 2, 2017

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008

Jexted

When a man sends you a text message while jerking off and letting it be know to the recipient.

Hey man, wanna go to the gym later? Im jerking it right now, You just got jexted.

by Wild L. August 4, 2011

Roller Jerked

When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.

Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!

by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016

Rape-Jected

When someone gets rejected without their consent.

I got rape-jected last week when john asked a random girl if she would like to date me.

by Authentic Sal February 20, 2017

jerked

To get played, getting ripped-off for something.

Damm yo, I got jerked man, they sold me this jacket fo 500 when it was 250 at the store next door.

by MiZ TYZ April 13, 2007