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Dumbfucks 

A term used to describe preps & jocks that are oblivious to the world around them. Dumbfucks usually believe they are "the shit" and do not care to listen to other's opinions unless said opinion is concerning the looks of the "Dumbfuck" or gossip ...
<dumbfuck1>Look at the GOTHLICKS!
<dumbfuck2>OHMYGOSHNESS, how.... goth!
<normal1>& they call me weird? what a dumbfuck.
Dumbfucks by <3Lyssa April 9, 2005
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Dumbfucks 

a serious illness effecting the brain. it can usually come about by a: being dropped on your head as a child. b: getting hit by a speeding bus and surviving. c: any sort of coma you wake up from
"you shit heads got a serious case of the dumbfucks,cant you do anything right?"
Dumbfucks by St00pid October 14, 2008

Dumbfucks 

What Mark Zuckerberg thought of users who forfeited their personal data to his site, Facebook, in his college days.
He still believes everyone who uses his sites (Meta owned sites) is a bunch of "dumbfucks".
Mark Zuckerberg use Signal, dumbfucks use WhatsApp. You can stop being a dumbfuck and use the privacy oriented services who can only collect your data by the most and don't sell it to 3rd party vendors.
Dumbfucks by Shiine-1 May 1, 2025

Dumbfuckian 

When someone does something too stupid to ignore . A Fucktard . Idiots .a dumb fuck .
What a dumbfuckian .
Dumbfuckian by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Dumbfuckstupid 

An adjective to describe a dumbfuck(ing) stupid person; an individual whose mental retardation is beyond any literary recognition.
Person 1: "Dude, is it really true that Obama was born in Kenya?"

Person 2: "Are you dumbfuckstupid?"
Dumbfuckstupid by Kansiov April 1, 2011

dumbfuckery

1. The art or practice of being a dumbfuck.
2. The state or condition of being a dumbfuck.
dumbfuckery by T. Strange May 29, 2003

Dumbfuckedness 

The quality of being dumb as fuck.
The guests were unable to relate to the art critic because of their dumbfuckedness.
Dumbfuckedness by raccoonmario January 27, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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