twerky jerky

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

by geodave August 27, 2013

Jerky Boys

Two funny ass guys with incredible voices that make kick ass prank calls!

"hello...hello?Bastad"
Sol Rosenberg

by pro #1 August 6, 2003

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Jerky Sack

A temporary condition of the male scrotum caused by a variety of conditions such as cold weather, swimming and other situations whereby the ball sack shrinks to a tight, leathery condition. The tightening results in sack giving the appearance of a beef jerky product.

Justin was outside in the cold working for serval hours. After coming inside and dropping his pants for a warm up hummer from his girlfriend, she pointed out to him that he has a severe case of the jerky sack, but blew him any way.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

Circle-Jerking

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011

jerknesia

The after-effects of a long wanking session that results in the forementioned wanker falling into a wank-induced coma...leading to total loss of memory of the wanking.

Her: So you just jerked it all night?

Him: I don't know, I must have jerknesia.

by Project TB September 22, 2009

Peep Jerky

Aged marshmallow peeps. Peeps that have become stale and tough.

Dude, don't eat that...it's so old it's totally peep jerky!

by okla_ddog April 30, 2010