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Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.

Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.

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Aged marshmallow peeps. Peeps that have become stale and tough.

Dude, don't eat that...it's so old it's totally peep jerky!

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