whizzah jizzah

When you’ve held a piss so long that when you finally get to go it feels great and you get hard

“Bro I just took the best whizzah jizzah didn’t think he was going to go back down”

by chHAad February 14, 2021

jizzasm

It happens when you have a really strong orgasm and it feels like your balls are going to explode.

"Last night when me and Jill were getting it on, she blew me so hard I had a jizzasm all over the neighbor's window!"

by Rilesky June 17, 2008

Jizzabyte

The unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications that encodes downloaded porn. Abbreviated as "Jb."

"Adam crashed his computer after a night of downloading Jizzabyte after Jizzabyte of porn."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 4, 2011

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014

Jazza

The man the myth the legend and leader of the kool kidz klan

jazza had a gr8 sesh 1 sauce with chazza and lazza lit skrrtbop

by Seshlord666777 July 28, 2018

Jazzari

{Pronounced: JAZZ-UH-RE OR JAZZ-ER-E}
Jazzari is an kind-hearted person who dreams big and wants to try it all, taking the world for storm. Smart with a beautiful personality that is very easy to get along with. Sometimes it gets the best of her but she has the best intentions. She loves to love but hates to hate. Tends to talk alot and tells stories. Very talented. Sometimes over emotional (crying) but it's because she cares. And she takes it heart when she is hurt. She is a forgivable person and enjoys the little things in life. Huge smile, laughs at silly things and likes to do spontaneous stuff. Get on her bad side and you get a piece of her attitude and backtalk. ("True Story") Nicknames: Jazz, Jaz, Jazzyboo, Jazzy

Jazzari is Jazzari, what more can I say? Haha. True Story.

by Jazzari Taylor November 23, 2011