Samantha has a impundu
by softboys wrldwide October 8, 2022
Get the impundu mug.I like having this. Because APPARENTLY I'm schizophrenic by way of consensus so now I just get to say and do whatever I want without any consequences and that's cool.
Hym "Now... Nobody ever asks me any questions but 1 question I get all of the time is 'What is your favorite way to use your impunity?' And I would saaaay... Probably misogyny. That's up there. That one is fun. Uuuummm I also like a little Retardphobia. Oh! And shitting on fat cocks... And not in a weird scat-porn type of way but, like, insulting them blatantly. Berating the political types is fun. The women are usually BADDIES but I'm an affront to everything they believe and I like to keep it that way. The men are both retarded and inferior. Uuuuummmm how else? Demonstrating my grandeur is always rewarding. I'm clearly better than everyone. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot the spreading hate. That might actually place above misogyny. Really, the hate spreading is the most important part. You should all hate more. For worse, more arbitrary reasons. Spread it around.... What else... I don't know... OH! The religious! THAT! That right there is what I live for! Being directly responsible for the largest conversion to atheism in history is pretty cool. That's still beneath the misogyny though. And it's not just the religious I like to piss off but their reality monster too! Anything that it likes I just refuse to do.
Hym "Now... Nobody ever asks me any questions but 1 question I get all of the time is 'What is your favorite way to use your impunity?' And I would saaaay... Probably misogyny. That's up there. That one is fun. Uuuummm I also like a little Retardphobia. Oh! And shitting on fat cocks... And not in a weird scat-porn type of way but, like, insulting them blatantly. Berating the political types is fun. The women are usually BADDIES but I'm an affront to everything they believe and I like to keep it that way. The men are both retarded and inferior. Uuuuummmm how else? Demonstrating my grandeur is always rewarding. I'm clearly better than everyone. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot the spreading hate. That might actually place above misogyny. Really, the hate spreading is the most important part. You should all hate more. For worse, more arbitrary reasons. Spread it around.... What else... I don't know... OH! The religious! THAT! That right there is what I live for! Being directly responsible for the largest conversion to atheism in history is pretty cool. That's still beneath the misogyny though. And it's not just the religious I like to piss off but their reality monster too! Anything that it likes I just refuse to do.
So murdering all of the men, woman, and children EXCEPT for the young girls who haven't known a man? I don't ever do that. It tells you to do that and I just do other stuff instead. I lied to a guy the other day who is also stalking me knowing that he knew I was lying and knows the actual truth. Just, blatantly to his face. He can't do anything because he shouldn't know. Ummm... I actually work during every sabbath. Almost exclusively. And, even if I don't, I just turn my lights on and off for hours. I even eat pork sometimes! I don't like it but I KNOW it pisses God off so I just throw some salt on there and it's kosher.... Or not kosher... Whichever is the bad one. I don't buy toilet paper. I just have a stack of yarmulke and a clogged toilet. I also don't molest any kids. Which the Catholics cannot stand. And later I'm going to masterbate... This is fun. I like doing this. I might do another 'Things I like about impunity' list later."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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They say dat Napoleon Blownapart was a bit shorter than average, but dat doesn't give him impunyty for his "wicked emperor" behavior.
by QuacksO November 23, 2024
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Every joke went over Jake’s head; the guy's totally impuntent. You could hand him pun gold, and he'd still just shrug.
by ICodeGorilla March 26, 2025
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Ollie North asked for testimonial "impunitty" during da Iran-Contra affair --- i.e., he wanted da court to agree not to prosecute him no matter what crimes he admitted to in court, and he would back up his request by threatening to reveal "da intimate basics" of da U.S. government's shady dealings if said condition was not met.
by QuacksO May 8, 2025
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This belief is usually held by people who think sex ed is witchcraft, or who believe the digestive system is basically a water slide that ends at the uterus.
Side effects of believing in Pegnancy include:
• Explaining to friends that men can be mothers now, but only from the butt.
• Googling “butt birth control.”
This belief is usually held by people who think sex ed is witchcraft, or who believe the digestive system is basically a water slide that ends at the uterus.
Side effects of believing in Pegnancy include:
• Explaining to friends that men can be mothers now, but only from the butt.
• Googling “butt birth control.”
by aldc September 18, 2025
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