home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.

Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.

by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011

Implyment

The act of having implied something

There was implyment of breakfast for lunch

by UltraWankershim August 24, 2017

Implemented

When something is 'put into action' or 'working'. Usually used for machines.

Man, i really implemented my penis last night!

by Mysterious X April 10, 2004

Implement

a tool, utensil, or other piece of equipment, used for a particular purpose.

"My nasal implement detects an abundance of faecal deposits in the approximate vacinity

by piemaster August 5, 2004

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

implement

implements are the three essential tools needed to smoke weed -- fire, some sort of pipe or papers, and the herb itself.

You ready? Let's go to the show. Don't forget the implements.

by brentmcd October 18, 2007

self-improvement

n. (noun)

1. The act to make changes to one's lifestyle positively. This is not limited to exercise, taking up a new hobby, participating in more social events, meditation, adding an extra-curricular, or intellectual enrichment.

2. A really good excuse to cop-out and leave a relationship, disguised under the pretense of definition 1. Leaving the significant other in a fashion that does not sound as threatening as "Let's be friends."

1. "I've gained some weight over the past couple months. I think I'm going to start hitting the gym and getting back in church to try and get out of this rut. So hopefully, this works instead of one of those bullshit self-improvement classes. "

2. Emily told Dustin she was breaking up with him because she needed to improve herself. In actuality, Emily improved herself by dumping Dustin in a clever self-improvement ruse he would accept without knowing her true intentions.

by MagicalPiano August 22, 2010