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Hypothecate

A word smart people use when they mean hypothecate, and a word stupid people who want to look smart (read: Investment Bankers) use when they mean hypothetical.

A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".

#Can'tFixStupid
Investment Banker: “Can you give me some hypothecated numbers?”

Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."
by Syntactic Sugar June 19, 2019
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Hypothetical

Billy: hypothetically speaking, what if the sky was made of cheese?
Billy's mom: I don't know
by Lol I farted March 3, 2016
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H Spot

Slang terminology for HEART.

Also H-spot, h spot.
“ Her words hit me right in the H spot.”

“ He's a Masterman with major H spot courage.”

“ That guy needs a tune up on his H spot; seems like none of his human circuits are firing.”

“ His H spot has total control over his B spot. It’s impressive that he’s mastered the H spot connection.”
by Love Linguist September 14, 2010
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Hypoturd

The cross between a hypocrite and a turd.
Isaac is a massive hypoturd
by Rodney1991 January 28, 2009
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hslotvogue

THEY ARE THE MOST AMAZING HOT AND SEXC PERSON ON STAN TWT
whos the best person on stan twt? hslotvogue. exactly
by Nida_989 February 23, 2021
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hypothesis

A prediction or educated-guess based on current evidence that is yet to be tested.
I hypothesize that my pants will decend.

It seems that my hypothesis was correct. Now, to get funky.
by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004
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Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare
Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.
by MartyJuck March 7, 2010
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