A word smart people use when they mean hypothecate, and a word stupid people who want to look smart (read: Investment Bankers) use when they mean hypothetical.
A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".
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A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".
#Can'tFixStupid
Investment Banker: “Can you give me some hypothecated numbers?”
Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."
Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."
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“ Her words hit me right in the H spot.”
“ He's a Masterman with major H spot courage.”
“ That guy needs a tune up on his H spot; seems like none of his human circuits are firing.”
“ His H spot has total control over his B spot. It’s impressive that he’s mastered the H spot connection.”
“ He's a Masterman with major H spot courage.”
“ That guy needs a tune up on his H spot; seems like none of his human circuits are firing.”
“ His H spot has total control over his B spot. It’s impressive that he’s mastered the H spot connection.”
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It seems that my hypothesis was correct. Now, to get funky.
It seems that my hypothesis was correct. Now, to get funky.
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Get the hypothesis mug.When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare
Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!
Etc.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!
Etc.
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