hipper-dipper 

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

hipper-dipper by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Hate to see it happen 

Hate to see it happen is a casual but common phrase that can be used in most conversations. Say someone has died in the family, hate to see it happen, say you break a leg, hate to see it happen, say ur dog’s left legs brother’s cousin’s aunt is on the loose again, hate to see it happen. The list can go on forever because you just hate to see it happen.

“Hey so turns out my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend but my best friend was cheating on their girlfriend with my best friends girlfriend all along and everyone found out right now.”

“Damn dog Hate to see it happen.”

Hate to see it happen by B-Durk August 13, 2019

how could this happen to me

a dumb song that has turned into a meme

Guy: My girl just broke up with me *starts crying*
Background Music: "how could this happen to me I made my mistakes and there's nowhere to run as I fade away"

how could this happen to me by whatthehellrichard March 8, 2018

Nothing bad will happen 

Something said by an idiot before something bad happens.

Person 1: Why did we go off the forest path, what if we get attacked?
Person 2: Don't be scared. Nothing bad will happen, okay?
Person 1: Is that a bear coming over here?!

Nothing bad will happen by yay🙃 June 7, 2021

screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

screenshot or it didn't happen by Wes Jones April 23, 2008

make it happen 

To use a resourceful, underhanded, or primitive approach in problem solving that generally eschews a more sophisticated or otherwise superior method.

Joe: I threw my frisbee on the roof by mistake and now I can't get it down.
Rick: Here's a garbage can lid, some steel wire, a hole puncher, and some caulk. Make it happen!

make it happen by tirefire April 9, 2007

can happen 

Shit well can happen similar to it is what it is no matter the situation shit really can happen

Left my phone at the station can happen

can happen by Wraggy April 29, 2021