hyperthrust

What occurs when lofted bedding collapses while a couple is performing sexual intercourse. When resulting pelvic thrust exceeds a 3-foot barrier it is known as a 'hyperthrust' and typically results in damage to the penis, testicles, ovaries, and pride.

In use largely among college students

- Dude, I heard TS hyperthrusted his girlfriend last night!

- Dude, I heard it too, that was one hell of a scream. You seen him today? He's got about 5 pounds of ice on his junk and his girl ditched him.

by Hector Sanchez May 17, 2004

Hyperteamesia

When you forget about a cup of tea because it was too hot and you were waiting for it to cool down and when you finally get to it, its cold, or you simply misplaced the cup only to realize later in panic

Barry: I made an amazing cup of tea but i managed to forget again! i must have Hyperteamesia

by Funnyjormoyable January 27, 2017

penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Cyber Hypertension

A common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high after online fight

Amanda suffered from Cyber Hypertension after her boyfriend broke up with her.

by Wolf- Nick Adams January 9, 2010

hibertz

A condition where someone does not go out in public, or acts in an anti-social way. Derived from hibernation.

Miguel: is Kristen going out tonight? Charles: Nope, she's got the hibertz!

by polygon January 13, 2005

Hyperthought

a stage of thought when your thoughts are raceing constantly. usually granting you superhuman mental abilities.

dude i hyperthought about fucking your mom last night.
dude i hypethought about that riddle and solved it in 5 seconds

by 24grant24 December 12, 2009

hypertweet

To constantly update content on social networking sites.

I had to block him he would hypertweet all day.

by SlickVik August 16, 2010