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A sweet ass band created by their Master to wipe his ass after he took a sunday morning turd and spawned the universe.
Gwar are Kick ass
GWAR by Colonel Ames November 5, 2003
Related Words
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Grawr is the sound that inadvertently follows the simoultanious takeover of the world government by Barak Obama, Osama Binladdens acceptance into the national dance academy where he wil study nothing but interpretive dance which he will use to express his fondest wishes for dark chocolate over the CBC and BBC networks while Optimus Prime lands on earth and visits all the Las Vegas strip joints while teaching Megatron about being male (insert breath here) aaaaand a misfired nuclear rocket fly's into the sun causing a tachyon eruption which brings back a T. Rex which has a brain the size of a walnut, which back then were the size od large dogs, and then procedes to send Captain America into the Bat Cave where he and Batman have an epic ninja fight which launches the Batmobile into the ceiling causing Alfred to have it fixed by his cousin Alfred Molina, who then transforms into Doc. Oc. and terrorizes the poor llittle city of Paris. Where Stormshadow fires a nanomite missile into the Eiffel Tower, which then gets eaten by that dinosaur that I mentioned earlier which then has to be put to sleep by really gay showtunes that are belted out by Superman and Wonderwoman who are currently fighting Scorpion and Sub-Zero while Lui Kang gets busy with that female ninja no one knows the name of from G.I.Joe.
!. Grawr.
2. OH SHIT!!!
Grawr by Royolin October 26, 2009
first off, gwar is not an acronym for anything. it doesnt mean god what an awful racket, nor does it mean gay women against rage. there are others. the word is simply a power laxative, something you exclaim if you are having a hard time on the toilet. i know this because i asked dave brockie himself. second, gwar is the best band in existence. if you dont agree, go see them live and tell me otherwise.
HOLY CRAP! GWAR just killed the pope and is haveing sex with his open skull!
gwar by Pumpkinhead May 13, 2005
meaning to "fail miserably". can be used of in place of "fail" or the ever popular "PHAIL!"
"man, this thread has been a huge gwargasm."

"this was a gwargasm of epic proportions"

"you really gwargasmed that"
Gwargasm by DDDDDDBE June 4, 2008
Gwarn = Jamaican slang for 'going on'. Often used as part of an inquiry into the general well being of a friend or acquaintance
Safe G, what's gwarn? You coo?
gwarn by WordBrare January 18, 2008
Gwarny/ gwarnie/ gwarni

Wiradjuri language (Aboriginal/ Native Born Australian):

A person that is just not all there, in some cases likeable but fucking nuts! More than likely has an undiagnosed personality disorder- mostly one of the more harmless of the many disorders. Not ill to an extent you would try get them a stay in pychatric facility for the simple fact they are quite happy the way they are and not a risk to others. And sometimes just a bit dumb and lack intellect, see dumb cunt.
Syn. Loopy, cracked, fucked in the head

And other times they have completely lost it and leave victim's wherever they go. May have one of the more sinister/ antisocial personality disorders. It's obvious to keep a wide berth with this lot. And for those poor unfortunate people that are related and perhaps obliged to have a relationship with said gwarni cunt- small doses!

Characteristics:
Psychopathic, violent, paranoid, cruel, irrational, calculative, parasitic, two-faced
Gwarny/ gwarnie/ gwarni

Wiradjuri language (Aboriginal/ Native Born Australian):

A person that is just not all there, in some cases likeable but fucking nuts! More than likely has an undiagnosed personality disorder- mostly one of the more harmless of the many disorders. Not ill to an extent you would try get them a stay in pychatric facility for the simple fact they are quite happy the way they are and not a risk to others. And sometimes just a bit dumb and lack intellect, see dumb cunt.
Syn. Loopy, cracked, fucked in the head

And other times they have completely lost it and leave victim's wherever they go. May have one of the more sinister/ antisocial personality disorders. It's obvious to keep a wide berth with this lot. And for those poor unfortunate people that are related and perhaps obliged to have a relationship with said gwarni cunt- small doses!

Characteristics:
Psychopathic, violent, paranoid, cruel, irrational, calculative, parasitic, two-faced.

That gwarni cunt just accused me off "looking at him"

Bless her she's just gwarni, can't help it

Cant beleive she said that about me! Out of nowhere! After 10 years of friendship and I've let the girl stay at my house for the past 3 months, for fuck sake, two-faced bitch, fucking gwarni mate.
gwarny by Dumb cunt 2.0 February 1, 2017