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jerking the gerkin

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.
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gookin on beans 

When you’re tripping on meth or any other hard drug. When you’re tweaking
Hey, did you see mom in the kitchen? She’s so high, I’m sure she’s gookin on beans!
gookin on beans by The.basixx December 29, 2018
Gorken is a really great person. He's super kind and generous and has the most contagious laugh. He's obsessed with his sexy cars and if you ask he'll let u ride ;) he's hilarious and you won't want to miss the opportunity to be his friend
Gorken is super cool
I'm friends with Gorken
Gorken is my slave
Gorken by Dave! September 3, 2021
I'm hungry for some gerkins
Gerkin by Anonymous September 11, 2002

Murkin' Gerkin 

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
Murkin' Gerkin by Will R Fry December 20, 2008

jerkin the gerkin 

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock
jerkin the gerkin by Braveheart January 9, 2004