Gluck Gluck

The Sound a woman does, when she``s deepthroating

Male: "Yeah, suck on that! Go deep!"
Female: "Gluck gluck gluck!"

by Anon187781 January 13, 2009

glurd

Congealed, greasy, fatty matter of indeterminate origin

What is this glurd on my sandwich?

by William Brown May 28, 2006

glurge

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

glücklichfürchten

A portmanteau of the German words for “happy” and “dread.” Cautious optimism while awaiting near-certain fuckery.

“I need to drink at least three beers before watching the election results. The glücklichfürchten is too much for me to endure.”

by Bad Beth and Beyond November 3, 2020

Glurgh

It is the expression that a straight man or woman uses instead of oof or yeet to signify that you are straight. If you are a fruit that means you are gay and you say "oof." If you are a vegetable that means you are straight and you say "Glurgh."

Male 1: Glurgh.
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !

by Mr. Roller Coasters July 27, 2019

Bill Gluckman

Senator who is down with the bitches and hoes. Derived from the feature film "Malibu's Most Wanted". Originally portrayed by Ryan O'Neil

Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office!
Tec: Damn! He's the one that's down with the bitches and hoes!

by Patrick Duggan April 21, 2007

Glurp

Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.

Jorge glurped on his raviolis.

by Whoreeeheyyy August 4, 2019