Glare Ice

Icy road conditions that even farm boys are scared to drive on.

"That Dolan boy won't come to work when there is glare ice on the roads"

by GoCtotheB December 31, 2011

Glue Head

A "Glue Head" is a person who sniffs or "huffs" solvent and or petroleum based adhesives. Prolonged inhalation of the fumes from these products produces a state of inebriation that some find pleasurable. The downside of this behavior (if you want to call it that) is that it causes brain damage.

Glue heads are easy to spot if you know what to look for. Outward signs that someone is a glue head include: extreme stupidity, slurred speech, general lethargy and a proclivity for watching Spanish infomercials even though they don't speak Spanish.

"That motherfuckin' glue head couldn't find his ass with both hands"

by Father Pat MyGroin July 27, 2006

glue walk

When you have a wet dream wile going commando and don't change your pants for the whole day.

bro, you glue walking, that shit's nasty.

by Frosty Dice June 16, 2021

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.

Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

by pole dinnner March 11, 2011

glue dick

A condition that occurs to males, usually after a night of sex. The male goes into the bathroom to urinate, and a paste almost clogs his urethra. The result is not one, but two (or more) streams are released. One hits the toilet seat, one runs down the male's leg, and one hits the cat. The toilet water is never touched.

I had to shower and change my pants because glue dick sprayed all over the bathroom again!

by randalllflagg September 1, 2013

glueface

A disparaging term for someone who sniffs glue.

He’s been a sad sack glueface all the way back to the eighth grade.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020

I'm rubber you're glue

A riposte used when someone calls you a name. Indicates that whatever names or words someone uses in an attempt to offend or insult you, those words will bounce off you, and stick to the name-caller, indicating that he or she is actually indicative of the connotation he or she originally wanted to impart upon you. Also, what I say to Peter to make him cry.

I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.

by Holly Strop July 17, 2006