Butternut GirthJob

When you put butter on your tongue and lick Ryne and Robs silly willies

yo when I see those guys they getting the butternut girthjob asap!!

by Snootchy Bootchy Noochy July 8, 2020

girthier

Girthier it's like a fat chick but your penis

Man did you see shelly the other day.
Yeah I showed how girthier I was than Jerry.
Man did you turn left and kill the bitch.
Yep

by Suits beards and a panda September 7, 2015

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004

Girthboard

riding on a large penis- woman I once worked with informed me that she had been with a man with a large dick and the "girth" on it was massive. Definition of the word girth being the measurement of something from the middle.

Obviously she rode this as she was a total tramp. In addition to Beyonces " Drunk in Love" she rode on the 'girthboard'

by Backsteetbitch May 3, 2014

Girthing

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous

Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing

by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018

Girthothaclops

Giant Girth Grand enormous throwing ropes

Irish_Wolfhound, Scooter, Shane is a Girthothaclops. Girthothaclops may be dangerous to your health. T1kT0k

by HarleyChicken November 23, 2019

girthworthy

Someone who has a big thick penis.

‘That guy is a real girthworthy’

‘Did you see that bulge in Girthworthy’s pants!?’

by Girthworthy December 7, 2020