Fucktivus

A holiday where the point is to get as fucked up as you possibly can.

From: Hipster variant of Seinfeld's Costanza family holiday of Festivus.

As the quote of the family was "Festivus for the rest of us," the Fucktivus version is "Fucktivus for the drunk of us."

Dude 1: Dude! Are you going to the Fucktivus softball game? We're bringing the keg to the field!

Dude 2: Dude! Would I ever miss the opportunity to drink enough that it is a bad idea for me to be swinging a blunt object?

Fucktivus by forthedrunkofus August 19, 2008

FuckTime

FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.

Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!

FuckTime by Funny Moms September 17, 2016

Fucktillionaire 

Someone who has more money than they could ever possibly spend.

"According to Forbes, Bill Gates is a Fucktillionaire."

Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:

1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton

Fucktillionaire by Sir Smurfalot May 19, 2006

Fuckside down 

Completely backwards or turned around. Unable to correct itself.

I don't know if I can fix your computer, the parts are all fuckside down.

Fuckside down by Berglekutt January 19, 2010

Fuckatidis 

FUCKING FUCK HEAPS WHO LIVE THEIR LIVES AND KICK BABY BALLS, THOSE ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF FUCKATIDIS.

Guy 1: So what do you think about Back to the Future the Videogame?

Guy: 2: That kind of shit gives people Fuckatidis, shut the fuck up.

Fuckatidis by TONY THE MOTHERFUCKING TIGER December 20, 2013

fuckitday

n. a work (or school) day that has been spontaneously converted into a day off.

Tuesday,I woke up late and couldn't find my keys so I declared it a fuckitday.

fuckitday by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

Urban Fucktionary 

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary

Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser

Urban Fucktionary by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009