fucktardiness

it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.

we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

by bitch is always fucking late January 5, 2008

Fucktardation

A fucktardation is a person who does things so incredibly stupid you can never in see them .

Quick wash my eyes with soup , that fucktardashian just did something I can’t un see again .

What in the fucktardation is that shit ? Bill gates has a fucktardation brain

by Mizz July 20, 2020

Fucktardianism

For some a way of life is growing up, getting a nice job, having a great spouse and then travelling the world. For those that follow the ways of Fucktardianism there is hope for them achieving all 3 of those things but through those things they are going to do some of the most fucking stupid shit that you have ever seen one example is a bunch of women marching down the street with vaginas on their heads or a group of people burning down the businesses in their own cities and stealing shit just because they felt empowered. Then we have those who wear a mask while driving alone in the car with the windows up or biking up a mountain with no one around. People that didn't win the Darwin award but deserve it are prime examples of followers in Fucktardianism. When you see these people do not attempt to engage with them for they become violently offended very fast and could even try to assault you.

Kids did you see Karen today wearing her mask while riding alone in the car? Now kids that is an example of Karen practicing Fucktardianism, we don't practice that religion here okay.

by Token Dankies September 30, 2021

Fucktardians

Those brainless sheep who still think Biden is doing a good job

My God he is so stupid, he must be one of those fucktardians

by Trojanman May 16, 2022

Fucktardious

When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.

I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.

by LadyBookworm80 October 12, 2014

fucktardation

Coming too late due to coming too late. A valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;

-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)

Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State Prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!

Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.

You? Still going dry?

Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.

M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

by hareutz August 5, 2009

Fucktardis

To be a bigger fucktard on the inside than external appearance suggests.

The boss was a classic fucktardis. Had the sweet smile and new suit but could barely tie his shoelaces unaided.

by Surly Hincece September 28, 2017