Fuckjuggler

A man whose only interest in life is having frequent sex with different partners each time. Usually expressed in anger and/or exasperation.

"Of course that fuckjuggler got an STD!"

by Renaius April 2, 2021

Fuckmangle

Fuckmangle: where something has been destroyed to the point of no return!

aka: "dude u seriously fuckmangled ur car"

(person 2) "stupid fucking tree"

by A--Hofasho--biatch! July 3, 2009

FUCKDANGLE

Something that appears contradictory but ultimately makes sense. Surrounded by odd feelings and misgivings, but with no strong sense of wrongness.

Finding out my parents still do drugs was a big fuckdangle, but why wouldn't they?

by Dyna-Mole April 15, 2010

Fuckdangler

A fuckdangler is somebody who pretends they like/love/are attracted to you and then pull out of the relationship or sexual offer last minute.

Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.

“I never loved you!!! I only dated you because you were there.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”

by C L G June 13, 2020

fucktangle

The geometric shape of something that has been smashed beyond recognition.

That truck used to be a rectangle until the dumbass crashed it, now it's a fucktangle.

by q359 July 25, 2023

fuckwangle

To arrange sex, marital or otherwise via scheming or other underhanded methods.

"She told me not to worry about coming out for a few beers with you and not to rush home"...
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"

by Marash1979 April 7, 2024

Fuckbaggleton

A place or location, actual or mythical, where fuckbags reside when not shitting the rest of the general population of Earth to tears.

"Why don't you, and the rest of your primordial puddle jumpers, pack up your shit, and piss off back to fuckbaggleton!

by Jimmy Tasmanianovich December 2, 2017