frankenjackson

See: Overweight, Fat, Whale, Huge Bitch

Mat Freid is often mistaken for a frankenjackson.

by Derek Brusin February 28, 2005

Frakenackle

Frakenackle.

Descriptive noun. Can be used in meetings and politically correct arenas in place of the ever popular 'profanity' which coincidentally also begins with the letter 'F'.
Verb form: "frackenackled" (such as) oh my god, that darn cable company. I'm frackenackled again!'

What the Frakenackle just happened here?

My ex really frackenackled me over.

That is a frackenackle mess.

by Trinity River January 24, 2017

Frankenface

The face of pain from a Mixed Martial Arts beat-down (refering to the cuts, black eyes, bruises, and injuries sustained by being repeatidly punched or kicked in the face)

Did you see that beat-down Tito layed on that Shamrock in the UFC fight? Shamrock had a major frankenface after that ass whooping!

by Doctor Paul October 18, 2007

Frankenfuck

A slang term for Necrophilia in a positive way

While frankenfucking may be illegal, plenty of people just do it in the mausoleums.

by ksa101 May 15, 2015

Frankencock

A cock that has been surgically fashioned from other flesh, whether from one's own body or from a donor body. To be true to the Frankenstein story, the cock would have been sourced from a dead body and have electrodes on each side to attach to an electrical source to bring it to life. However, the typical scenario is that of a patient who wishes to replace a damaged cock or who wishes to install a cock where there has been no cock.

Jasmine (soon to be Jack) is going to Mexico to get a new Frankencock attached because the procedure is much more affordable there.

by Tabitha Catherine August 11, 2016

frankenpads

A sports piece of protective equipment, usually ice hockey should pads, that are created by combining various pieces of different pads. The goal is usually to make a very protective pad but not too bulky.

Dude I made a set of frankenpads from CCM caps. Bauer chest protection and WinWell bicep guards.

by Ser Rees McKelvey May 4, 2011

frankenwanker

noun, a person who is constantly masturbating, a jerkoff

the guy at taco bell was sucha frankenwanker he messed up my order.

by whitlow August 15, 2005