Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

Faptastrophe

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

hickey fajita

When you are trying to eat dank fajitas and then some cutie is sucking on your neck and it tickles so you spill your fajitas.

"Damn, I got hickey fajitas all over myself again"
"Hannah keeps giving me hickey fajitas when I just want to eat, damn"

by hannah_fo_fannah December 17, 2016

faptastic

When someone finds something on the internet that is easy to masturbate to.

George: I just found some awesome lesbian porn site!
Me: Thats faptastic!

by Bryce T April 16, 2008

FAGitaboutit

Thinking a dude is gay but just forgetting about it since he's cool anyway.

by Jeff D April 20, 2003

fabita

Fuck A Bitch In The Ass

I'd fabita all night

by arshesnei June 25, 2010

fur fajita

A real nasty vagina. Resembling the innards of a fajita.

Stacy has been around the block one too many times that she is starting to develop a fur fajita.

by dejaflu November 22, 2010