farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017

farquaad

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

by Spongyblue May 2, 2006

Faiqa

A very kiddish cute girl who does not have stage fright

I am not scared of crowd i am faiqa

by The masked girl January 9, 2020

LORD FARQUAAD

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky

I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*

by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018

Farquaad

The main antagonist of the 2001 film Shrek whose main goal is to become the king of Duloc.

He is known for having a boner while watching Princess Fiona through the magic mirror.

Lord Farquaad is looking damn hot in his bed. OMG FUCKWAD SEX.

by SUCKMYKAKA September 21, 2011

fapquake

Verb:

to tremble or shake the earth due to the motion of masturbating.

Noun:
A tremble of the earth due to the motion of masturbating

Verb:

Yesterday, Derek fapqauked 1500 miles away.

The earth was fapquaked because of Derek.

Noun:

I sensed his fapquake from here!

by Laishi MacTourment November 18, 2010

lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015