Facebawarkward

Once you accept a friend on facebook, then then next time you see them, either of you do not mention it.

Hey, Jessica just accepted me as a friend on facebook, but when I saw her, she acted like she didn't know me...it was very facebawarkward...

by marcmargaritaville July 29, 2009

facegag

a feeling of dread or disgust at seeing that two of your Facebook "friends" who have no reason to know one another have become friends with each other on Facebook, likely as the result of online flirting or a sexual encounter.

While looking through my Facebook news feed, I had to facegag when I noticed that my ex was now Facebook friends with the the town slut... who just happens to live in a town 2000 miles away that my ex recently visited.

by AbbintheATL November 2, 2011

faceass

Followed by the acknowledgement of a dumb action.

Oh I wanna wear shorts when it's 2 degrees outside FACEASS!

by EezE February 22, 2008

facebait

Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.

A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."

by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

Implied Facepalm

When something is so fucking retarded an ordinary facepalm simply isn't necessary.

5 Year old boy: YO NIGGAS MC IN DA HOUSE!
You:...*Stares for an Implied Facepalm*

by Dudeman42 March 10, 2009

facebarf

(noun)

1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook

(verb)

2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance

Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"

Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah

Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"

by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011

Faceman

A man with uncommonly attractive facial features that set him apart from his peers and women swoon over. A genetic cheat code that many have tried to overcome with invasive surgeries and cosmetics — to no avail.

“Dan always gets the fit birds.”
“Yeah it’s because he’s a faceman!”

by ShanghaiNights January 30, 2023