Detroit facelift

Putting Preparation H under your eyes to tighten the skin and reduce puffiness (pretty much the same thing it does to your asshole).

Wow! You look like you got high and fucked all night. You can't go to church looking like that. You'd better get a Detroit facelift.

by OldOllie December 3, 2013

Facelift

The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. Released in 1990, it is a metal album (not grunge) and includes the following tracks:
"We Die Young"
"Man In The Box"
"Sea Of Sorrow"
"Bleed The Freak"
"I Can't Remember"
"Love, Hate, Love"
"It Ain't Like That"
"Sunshine"
"Put You Down"
"Confusion"
"I Know Something (Bout You)"
"Real Thing"

Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley (aka God), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, awesome bass from Mike Starr (who's better than Inez), and fucking great drums from Sean Kinney.

Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.

"Bring me down you try
Feel the pain and keep it all in till you die
Without eyes you cannot cry

Who’s to blame?
I can’t remember identity
The visions in my mind from screamin at me
And mama, mama, ooh,
My angry brains of infancy

Knocked down but I have enough hate to breathe
Down your throat and steal your energy
You took everything but my will to be
Now the loss of your God won’t make me bleed"
-"I Can't Remember"

Alice In fucking Chains baby!!!

Layne rules ALL!!! (rip)

"I tried to love you I thought I could
I tried to own you I thought I would
I wanna peel the skin from your face
Before the real you lays to waste

You told me I’m the only one
Sweet little angel you should have run
Lyin, cryin, dyin to leave
Innocence creates my hell

Cheated myself, still, you know more
It would be so easy with a whore
Try to understand me little girl
My twisted passion to be your world

Lost inside my sick head
I live for you but I’m not alive
Take my hands before I kill
I still love you, but I still burn"
-"Love, Hate, Love" (lyrics by: L. Staley, music by: J. Cantrell. album: Facelift)

by Nikki [aka Layne's lover] December 9, 2008

nascar facelift

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.

"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."

by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

Faceist

Someone who judges another individual or group because of their face(s).

I hate you!
Why?
Because you have a mole on your face.
That's faceist!

by mmmm...rootbeer April 16, 2009

Facebook Facelift

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status

"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."

by avianeddy November 17, 2011

Faceist

To judge someone’s personality by how they look and dress.

Oh god, that guy with that leather jacket probably escaped from jail, Hey stop being faceist

by Heeyyygirl December 26, 2017

Photobooth Facelift

A person who constantly takes pictures of themselves (when they look good) on Photobook and posts them on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter.

Her Facebook picture obviously went through a Photobooth facelift!

by MadameZuzu May 13, 2011