election 

A special event on TV, where two+ men (or soon enough women) Fight for leadership through votes. Oddly enough the deciding votes come from the morons who don't know where to go to vote. See Provisional vote.
Also where the popular vote means dick all.

no exmaple needed, watch that fictitious TV stuff.

election by Brent S. November 3, 2004

election 

Judging by the definitions on this site, an election is a despised act, looked down upon by uppity Americans who either think that they could come up with a new, flawless political system or that a Nazi-style dictatorship is preferable.

-Turn off the news, man; Fuck the Election!!!!111

-Yeah, I hate those corrupt assholes.

-Yeah... Hmmm... Let's go steal some money from my mom's purse and buy some pot.

election by storch January 30, 2005

Election 

Picking which color of dick (red, blue, and recently gold) you'd like to fuck you in the ass for the next 4 years.

Bob: What's election?
Bobby: Picking what color of cock you want in your asshole for the next half-decade.

Election by IAmRonPaul May 26, 2014

election 

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

election by Joe November 3, 2004

election 

A competition against two people to see who will get the most votes

There is another election coming soon, I wonder who should I vote for?

election by Doctor Piggy June 2, 2016

Election 

A public conspiracy against an incumbent so he wouldn't get re-elected.

Lindsey claims the public conspired against Trump so he wouldn't win the election.
Paraphrased from Senator Lindsay Graham statement about the Donald J. Trump 2020 re-election campaign loss.

Election by Baawfatml November 8, 2020

Election 

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted?

Election by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020