noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010
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8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"
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by saraaaho December 9, 2008
Get the eject mug.The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.
Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.
See also wham bam thank you ma'am
Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.
See also wham bam thank you ma'am
Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"
Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"
Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"
Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"
Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010
Get the Ejetulate mug.The event resulting when a skier blows out of both ski bindings at the heel pieces in a forward fall.
Shit son, I stuffed my ski tips into that bump and had a double heel ejection.
The powder was so deep, my skis went submarine and I did a double heel ejection.
The powder was so deep, my skis went submarine and I did a double heel ejection.
by The Snow Prophet May 12, 2010
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Get the eject the warp core mug.The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.
So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(
She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!
She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!
She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
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