eardo

A person with a big dick

Sarah: Did you know that eardo got a big dick
Melissa: I know The thing is gigantic

by H try shh May 19, 2020

eards

excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or 'eards'

did you see the eards on that old guy in the shop? crazy

by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009

Silent but Eardley

When you're out with your mates in a pub and somebody drops their guts in the vicinity. The mate who complains the most about the flatus surprises you later when he admits it was him all along.

We were down the pub last night having a quiet beer, when Ewan did a Silent but Eardley. It fucking reeked.

by propforward April 10, 2011

Eardrummer

To ram your penis in your partners ear over and over until you break through to the other side.

Man i gotta get surgery from getting eardrummed to hard, there was blood everywhere. He is the Eardrummer master!

Oh fuck man I was eardrumming my boyfriend last night after we just did a load of pcp, i got a little out of hand and now i'm being sued. Fuck who invented the eardrummer?!?!

by Dj token jew January 6, 2009

eardaitchaidous

And extreme itch of the ear

Damn ear won’t stop itching. Must have eardaitchaidous

by Feader June 30, 2019

eardick

The codename that normal people (real ASMR creators, as well as ordinary netizens) should start using from now on to designate a structure with two ear-shaped microphones. "Eardicks" are a key part of ear licking "ASMR" videos; it's given the codename "eardick" because those so-called "ASMR videos" are actually blowjob simulators. Addendum: we need a campaign against these self-styled "ASMRtists" who are smearing legitimate ASMR.

You've seen this "AsMr CrEaToR" sucking on that eardick? That's enough proof of who she is - a total creep.

by Almost a Philosopher June 12, 2022

earden

Here Then have it you dog, when you pass the bong to your wife you say "here then" Earden!!!

EarDen have dis ear

by unnabudge December 11, 2022