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douchearrhea

A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.
Man look at that guy, you can totally tell he has douchearrhea.
by pba24899 July 13, 2009
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douchtache

Frankie Muniz is trying so hard to grow a douchtache, but he just can't!
by anne copperdink July 19, 2007
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certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting
by lildaywalker November 16, 2009
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dutchtard

An insult used by non dutch people against dutch people.
It can either be used as an insult in order to mock a dutch persons pride in their language and nationality or as an insult towards dutch people in general.
Person 1: Hey did you see that Adriaan was flying a dutch flag in his backyard?

Person 2: Yeah he's such a dutchtard.
by the_mon_man April 7, 2021
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douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time
Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!
by Awesomazing February 4, 2009
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doucheturd

insulting noun, combing both a douche or douchebag and turd
Brad you're such a doucheturd
by Roy Kisner November 13, 2005
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Doctarded

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.
Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.
by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009
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