doucheturd

insulting noun, combing both a douche or douchebag and turd

Brad you're such a doucheturd

by Roy Kisner November 13, 2005

doucheturd

A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.

Ben, How did you miss that shot, you doucheturd?!

by Mappelbaum November 26, 2007

DoucheTron 5000

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.

DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.

by EightBall July 23, 2018

douchetuber

A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.

Logan Paul is such a douchetuber, all he cares about is the money.

by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018

douchetuber

A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.

"Who's your favorite douchetuber?"
"It's hard to pick a favorite since they're all the same"

by sjl057 May 12, 2019

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

douchetributor

When the word douche is not suitable anymore and said person has reached a level of douchebagness that is off the charts by distributing large amounts of they're douchebaggery

Jake is the biggest douchetributor in the southwest region

by Darth werewolf February 25, 2011