doucheturd
doucheturd by Roy Kisner November 13, 2005
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doucheturd
A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.
doucheturd by Mappelbaum November 26, 2007
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DoucheTron 5000
DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.
DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018
douchetuber
A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.
douchetuber by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018
douchetuber
A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.
douchetuber by sjl057 May 12, 2019
douchetard
A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.
Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?
douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013
douchetributor
When the word douche is not suitable anymore and said person has reached a level of douchebagness that is off the charts by distributing large amounts of they're douchebaggery
douchetributor by Darth werewolf February 25, 2011
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