douchepacalypse

Used to describe a large gathering of undesirable people.

One word, made up: Douchepacalypse. -Barney Stintson

by GothicHarajuku November 25, 2010

Douchepatch

The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.

"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"

or

"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"

by Sir Smurfalot June 19, 2014

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Douchebabe

An individual, usually female, who is annoying but hot.

Man, Megan Fox is such a douchebabe.

by Malachus July 21, 2009

Doucheasaurs Rex

Someone who is a mega douche. someone exhibiting excessive douchiness.

Dude, quit being a doucheasaurs Rex.

by Jess Ski October 21, 2008

douchebachary

When numerous amounts of douchebags get together and ruin a perfectly good thing.

1 person who knows what he is doing walks into work with everything screwed up to the point of not being easily fixed due to the fact of a bunch of people who dont really know what they are doing but think they do. Person walks in and states "I do not want anything to do with this douchebachary!"

by bobbyhottness July 8, 2009

DOUCHEASAURUS

Another insult reffering to the word douch bag and relatating to animals.

Dude i heard they found joeys ancestors. The ancient species of the doucheasaurus rex

by Mike Halk April 28, 2005