douchemonger

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

by Elix March 29, 2005

douchemonkey

someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:

"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."

by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007

Douchebo Baggins

1) Your garden variety douchebag that is shorter and has hairier feet than your average man.

2) A Dungeons and Dragons nerd type douchebag.

"Dude... Check out Douchebo Baggins over there in his Middle Earth attire... What a donkey..."

by Joey Bagodonuts July 24, 2009

Douchemobile

prime vehicle of choice for a Douche or Douchebag.

Sign that a Douchmobile is approaching is obnoxious engine revving used to compensate for a small penis.

May be a nice, current year model purchased for the exact purpose of hiding his chode, or may even be a hunk of shit souped up to look high performance;

(revvv, rumble rumble, insert car noise) "whats that annoying ass sound..why the fuck does he do that with his car?....oh that's just Shawn's Douchemobile, he does that to alert girls he's around; the flashiness makes you think he's hot, but under that seatbelt and steering wheel is just a itty-bitty chode...I would know"

by Grandmaster Cookie November 20, 2011

douchebox

similar to douchebag, but even funnier sounding than the original.

shut the fuck up, douchebox.

by phore-twunny July 17, 2005

Doucheborough

1. Used by Jon Stewart to refer to Joe Scarborough during his interview with Jim Cramer.

see: Joe Scarborough

"You can tell Doucheborough it isn't supposed to be fair."

by Don Barno June 3, 2009

Doucheboat

A male character or celebrity who is undeniably attractive, despite possessing an abhorrent personality.

Bradley Cooper has perfected the doucheboat role in Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You, and The Hangover, but when it comes to TV, Josh Hopkins’ work on Cougar Town and Brothers & Sisters is the gold standard.

by Cactus228 July 8, 2010