dooce

To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.

Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.

by Marz November 17, 2004

Doomscrolling

The act of consuming an endless procession of negative online news.

"Are they changing the name of Twitter to doomscrolling"

by itsKP November 3, 2020

dooced

Getting fired because of something that you wrote in your weblog.

"Blogger Heather B. Armstrong coined the phrase in 2002, after she was fired from her Web design job for writing about work and colleagues on her blog, Dooce.com" (Source: Yahoo.com)

Last October, Delta Air Lines flight attendant Ellen Simonetti was fired, she said, for what her supervisor called a misuse of uniform. Simonetti had posted on her personal blog, Queen of Sky (now called Diary of a Fired Flight Attendant), pictures of herself, in her uniform, on an empty plane. Her blog also contained thinly veiled work stories.

(Yahoo! News)

by Mary Bo Barry February 11, 2005

doomsday domer

1) A person that is proficient at doming (aka sucking cock), like there's no tomorrow.

Man, that girl was a real doomsday domer. She bobbed it like it was the last one she'd ever see.

by jmethan01 July 12, 2017

Doocher

A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.

Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!

by Not Currently Available March 13, 2009

Doofspring

The offspring of a doofus, generally inheriting the intelligence of the parents.

The dumbass at work who swiped my stapler has a picture of his doofspring on his desk. They look as stupid as he does.

by akbiv October 27, 2009

Doomsday Deuce

A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.

Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!

by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013