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A girl version of a wingman, usualy works beter than a wingman
"Steph Buscigs is my flight attendant"
"Yo i pretended to break up with my flight attendant to get that girl!"
by That Guy93 May 02, 2010
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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flight crew employed mainly for safety of the aircraft.
but in asia most are employed mainly upon "pleasing personality", which is equivalent to good looks, great physique and a positive aura.
most flight attendants in asia are models, cheerleaders, barely-of-legal age.
her nephew wants to be a flight attendant and travel the world.
by coach johnson August 21, 2008
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What a cheerleader becomes when forced from the utopian fantasy of school into the real world.
Due to the strict academemic and intellectual prerequesits of working at McDonalds, Bambi decided to become a flight attendant instead.
by The Shreevester October 06, 2003
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The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.
How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of pineapple juice! And make it snappy!
by Jason H. in Memphis August 03, 2010
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Somebitch whodistracts you and all they know how to say is sir they should really STFU and move the cart if you say something rude to them you will be punished when really they are complete bullshit the airlines can even survive with out them
Flight attendant: excuse me sir
Me: Fuck off im trying to sleep
Flight attendant you will get punished for cussing on the plane
Me: hijacks plane and Flies it in to a hill
by Retardedlolifan September 30, 2019
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