donkey dick

A major disappointment, such as a bad ending to a movie or book.

"Man, that movie sucked Donkey Dick."

"The ending of the book sucked major Donkey Dick."

by E. D. July 12, 2008

donkey dick

A metal piece used to hold the frame of scaffolding together, often used in construction.

Looks like we won't be able to put the siding on the 6th floor today, we're out of donkey dicks

by stubbs1952 July 5, 2006

donkey dick

A really really REALLY large bud of Cannabis Sativa.

Jared whipped out a donkey dick and forty Rastafarians passed out before it was half smoked.

by Mentally Guitarded April 18, 2006

donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

by donkey dicker January 9, 2019

donkey dick

those humongous tips people put on thier Honda's exhaust to make them as loud as they can possibly be.

check out john's donkey dick. must've traded his riding lawn mower for that car.

by NateHam September 24, 2005

donkey dick

To goof off, procrastinate, stall, or waste time.

Quit donkey dicking around.

If you hadn't been donkey dicking around, you would've been done in fifteen minutes- not an hour.

by gameoverDude September 1, 2005

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

by jason May 13, 2005