Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Daddy Doinker

A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.

Dude! My twin sister’s brother is a daddy doinker!

by Big J the Philosopher January 23, 2022

dankster

Someone who sells marijuana and also possesses gangster like qualities. Literally a combination of dank and gangster.

"ayo let me holla at my nigga for that zip, he's the #1 dankster round here"

Customer: Whattup danksta?
Dankster: How much you need cuz?

by wza August 31, 2005

Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

dorkster

One that acts 'silly', 'foolish', and 'stupidly'. Additionally, it is a more offensive way of calling someone that acts likes a 'dork'. Similarly, dorksters are a group of dorks and hang out in groups.

A conservation between person A and person B:
Person A: Lol, that person has been acting very lame and dorky!!
Person B: Congrats to him, he is officially a dorkster.

by suki~ July 1, 2006

haha yes the dookster

A common phrase used amongst the coincellpro10 account and followers, in reference to the comment by @eadphones that was hidden by Meta's content filter. The name "dookster" is a callback to the actor who played Count Dooku in the original Star Wars movies, Christopher Lee.

Christopher Lee was also very familiar with occult practices and it is theorised he has reincarnated several times.

"haha yes the dookster" - This comment was hidden

by haroO0 May 17, 2023

roister doister

a foolish braggart

true origin is a comedy by Nicholas Udall called "Ralph Roister Doister" written a.1553

Roister Doister is my name,
A lusty brute I am the same

by pooglem August 3, 2007